A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some rectal deodorant.
The pharmacist explains to the man they don't sell rectal deodorant and that in fact he's never heard of it before.
The man assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store for years and needs some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the man.
"Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist.
"Yes!" said the man, "I'll go home and get it."
He returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to him, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
Annoyed, the man snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: "To apply, push up bottom."
here is another one ..
... (doesnt apply to me, as i hate women )
