My Recollection 2:Why World Round?Why Chiken Cross Road? Why Butt Secs Tiem Now?Why The Fahk?!!!WTF

[Dr.Farhan]

a classic joke..

why is sheikh zaid hopital buit near punjab uneiversity??

cuz stupids fucks who drive there are numbnuts and crash every day..and so can goto emergency quickly...assholes..

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Ok, not as much a joke as a rant,, but the point is valid.. people who drive near PU drive like they are the only people who have cars, only they are allowed to drive in this world, and only they have works in real life, and everyone else is just there playing the role of a pupet...

and even more disturbing is that the bigger the car, the more it is their "Baap ki road".. even though its not...and infact it was their family and parents who earned th cash to buy them the cars in first place....crazy world,, crazy people...

same applies to people and places everywhere else in this city..or on a braoder scale country... take for example,, bill ques in banks.. everyone minding their business..waiting for bill payment, when some old fu**er comes from end and just shoves the bill into the window claiming that he knows the manager, or some relative or lie, like he was here first...if however he has a buit like a brute, and a face like a cokroach, most likely he will ACT all "gabbar singh" and forcefully shove the bills in first.. and break que..and since he is all badmaash, no body will do anything..

Dumb idiots..

its time for a rebellion..


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recently i was browsing through the history,, or to quote a better term " digging through the anals of wccf" Alloogosht section to find its archive..for research on history...what and how Wccf came into existance..how it started, its early days..and how it prospered..how snakey, guru, Kursed worked out on their shit.. tirelessly to make a phenomenon out of nothing...against tough envoirment.. but thats not the point.. thepoint was allogosht.. so more on this....

it all started when my mother took my bike away, cuz i murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in a microwave.... that was something that was orignal in 2004-05.. 1337 sp3@k?.. you name it you got it.. and more Ass pounding than any thing that can be mustered any day here today.. something great was in the dev..and it never disapoint..




some names.. old and recent.. some gone , some still here.. some lost legends,, some still shining...who am i talking about?




for first time evr,when i joined Wccftech as the first forum.. then i saw a link for go4b, as the 50post restriction was too much for me, to sell a mobo.. went there, stayed for some time.. returned to wccf after months.. just to remember if i remmbered my login..

the first post i saw was Opticnerve.."screw you executive cabinet".. those born in the era would know and remember all.. those who didnt.. well screw you anyway..is it time to tell you what hapend??..as kursed ould say "use search"... you morons..

Allogosht started some time after the forum started.. on the same pattern as flamebin on go4b...un-controled fireworks..


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ok another joke :

do you know who made pakistan?
Dont know?

Quaide azam made pakistan..

but where did he get all those bricks?



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its easy to make fun of the leaders who sweat, and pour time, money and blood into there dreams.... people come and go, their names may fade, but somewhere their memory remains..

pr3d, papabooty, Filthy Fish,Guru,Fookie(yes, in his jawani, he was Hawt),khan, MD, Kursed, YES... kursed.. long before the bland boring version we see today, kused was one of the major league players, who although still never could make and type a proper smily, was really really Cool..NO BODY and NO THING can EVER compare to the creative genious of those mastermids....sure, out or pride, or out of spite, many will try to object..but only face cream pie facial for them..use search.. read the old archives, and slice your scrotum, remove your testicles and blend them in a chopper..

Darth, Hazzman, Khan, muhuee(billed as the Wanabe MD, few years ago),..these were the true architects of the allogosht..they took over from where the 1337357 people took off...back in those days.. most obscene gestures,most vulgar talk, most humiliating insults werthe normal order of the day, and where any of these ingredients was missing, the thread was labelled and closed.. such was the harmony, those were the days, when no one minded any of the most personel insults,, and played along just for the sake of the spirit...




i remebr in early 2007, when i was first enlightened to wccf..true spirit was revealed to me, the spirit fox blended into my soul and made me achieve nirvana.and changed me from the ordinary looking mild manered man to the soul stealing, matrix hero guy...

in shout box..

me : who are you?
hazz : i m hazz
me : i mean what is your name.
hazz : i am hazzman..


truly enlightening..



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years have passed,, Kursed still cant type a proper smily, cateye still has the most proafnity in language, MD is still the most feared..but the world has changed, and time and age has taken its toll on all...filthy is teaching, darth is doing A level.. muhuee has stopped taking ass from others.. and hazzman, and khan have been long gone..pr3d an malkoo,psychedelic, all gone..fookie is not his old self anymore.. etc etc...

but its still all good , right?...right????

i tear my hair with my fingers, and splatter glitter on my bedroom wall.. while i shave my nose hair, i still giggle over remembering booty`s posts or MD`s started threads...




PSsst...zitzotzitzit.. psstt...blipblip..poof

did i mention sheryar? starting from his firts ever post, sheryar has to be the most awesome contributor to this forum.. often the mild mannered PC help seeking young child to the GTFo insulting maniac he is today..sheryar has made his presence felt in history... you know why most of the threads are locked before starting? because sheryar already did it....

PS : i m soo sick and pissed off now, i cant even make a smily..


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fast forward today..snakey is nowhere to be seen..the executive cabinet would have lost its glory completely if it were not for the valiant efforts of kursed/Saad..MD only posts what is relevant to his PhD studies, and topics of current affairs only....who else?? umm nobdy?? please raise your hand.. any body?????

BTW the new mods/other mods instated to watch over the forum, are the least positive contributors.. did i mention LEAST positive?.. except a very few like..(put your personal favourites name here) ,,,most only post to umm..only delet posts......and since elders and seniors involved in their lives and business/jobs....what does it leave us with???



but there is hope.. right?? please tell me there is hope???..please.. just lie to me... i will be happy with even a lie..




some guy cant speak proper english..fo`sho? ma main man?.. whats up dawg?? .. what the hell?..nigga its "`Sup dog"

another guy cant take a clue,, simply just cant.. even it was folded ,polished, an shoved down the throat or up the posterior..

most playful animals simply are here to add "wow" great" "" ... we know what the other guy said.. we have eyes to READ...yes,, ABCD EFG..etc.. we can read.. and make conclusions..



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remembr the bill paying gabbar singh part above?/ if you paid attention, you would know,.. if you werent, well to quote sheryar, with due respect "GET THE FU*K OUT" ... now where are his ugly dogs?..

the forum was started by snakey the great,and is managed by Kursed and i think Doomer as well,at leatst i think it so..and agian except some..the rest are only power abusers.. surely kursed alone cant manage and keep an eye on everything..and neither can cateye(whose islamic views are top notch and highly respectable).. but the remaining level of incompetence is beyond absurdity....


can i have one silver lining please????? just one..


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now even if i must bang my head against the wall each time while i run around in circles, naked, and flapping my man tits,.. i salute you all seniors.. i dont know when or IF at all i will evr have a chance to pay homage to you..or if anyone of the NEW forum-ers will ever know about your intelligence beyond wit, and may never acknowlege you.. i wil forever cherish the 7 hour marathon i had over the allogosht archive..while my eyes bled, and my brain went dead numb, i still had hunger for more.. there is no way to be even with your greatnes.. for that i , your humble, obedient junior, will always have the highest level of apreciation and respect for you..

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[smokenfog]

Enjoyed reading it ... This is the first post from u i read completely and enjoyed as well

Very well written research on wccftech ...

[crippler]

LOL... good old days...!!

[stickman!]

amazing doc...i loved it...t'was a good read...but...

Originally Posted by Dr.Farhan

some guy cant speak proper english..fo`sho? ma main man?.. whats up dawg?? .. what the hell?..nigga its "`Sup dog"

i hate you for this

[Trekker]

the start of the forum was the golden age.. but it is up to the posters to make it so. and Dr.Farhan is doing a good job and trying to bring it back by his witty posts.

And i think that the forum was started by Guru... no? And Hellion

[Captain Oblivious]

Originally Posted by Dr.Farhan

...and hazzman, and khan have been long gone...

Oh but I'm back, and hazz will soon follow suit, don't worry.



Apart from that, looks like someone has done their research. I now officially endorse this thread.

[nofel]

good ol days i siletly watched this forum since early 2005 in 2007 i was bored and banned at another forum so registered here last week had a talk with breakfast to come back but he refused we talked for two days nothing happened
still love the good ol days

[Kursed]

back in those days.. most obscene gestures,most vulgar talk, most humiliating insults werthe normal order of the day, and where any of these ingredients was missing, the thread was labelled and closed.. such was the harmony, those were the days, when no one minded any of the most personel insults,, and played along just for the sake of the spirit...

Times change so do people, their attitudes and thought process. The level of tolerance has surely gone down, since our early days. But I am hoping that the more you folks will intermingle, get to know each other (such as on GTs), things will change. We tend to tolerate each other a lot more, if we know each other in real lives as well - or so I've observed. =)

[Digital Jedi]

Great effort doc, enjoyed reading it. It would have been better if you had posted links to some old threads that are important parts of the history of this forum.

[Kursed]

Originally Posted by Trekker

And i think that the forum was started by Guru... no? And Hellion

Yep it were them who started it. Come to think of it, I remember that we were first hosted on the home pc of one of Guru's friends - connected to a 100kbps WC line. We've come a long way, since.

[Dr.Farhan]

@everyone..

article Formatted properly now..

@stickman
it was nothing personel .. not to anyone at all...just recollections.. a new day, a new flashback..

@kursed..
that was as far as my knowlege went..it must be Guru, my mistake.. but i think snakey gets the credit everywhere, even in his interviews and an article by spider magzine has it as him being the owner and launcher of wccf..

@illustrious, smokenfog,khan and others
Thanks..

@trekker

the start of the forum was the golden age.. but it is up to the posters to make it so. and Dr.Farhan is doing a good job and trying to bring it back by his witty posts.

yes..!!!..i must be very surprised at your well meant sentiments,, and to elaborate it further.. and since this smily must go with each thread..i mean this one


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here you go.. two pics to add flavour to your sentiments..







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seems just like yesterday .. oh wait.. that WAS just yesterday..

and i think this also answers the question you posted in the Bunny Boiler thread...

[smokenfog]

This thread is getting interesting with every new post ... Well u put ur case very well Farhan ... am pleasantly surprised by ur approach ...

I always thought and still believe that this forum is very well managed by its management ... We can say that coz these are same Mods who were performing duties when it was golden era of Weeftech ... Now situation is little different though, as Kursed said Time n People changes and at that time wccf was kind of blend of friends and people who knew each other (in real life) or coz of new place they were forced to know each other ... Now situation is most of old guys are getting busy in their lives and new lot is taking over and coz of that may be (am not defending mods here but) they are kinda disappointed with the new lot, and still believe that old days were better and now its just a forum not a family ... and old members are kinda reluctant to accept the change and new lot is unable to understand that its hard to take places of good old members and u need time and some effort to show that u have something to offer to this forum ...

Yesterday i got warning coz i posted some funny videos from a PG 14 rated UK show, reason was am spreading vulgarity ... Now i was frustrated at that time, coz i was like is there someone whom i can tell this? ... i can put my case infront of him/her ... or something like that, but frankly there was nothing i can do, coz once i requested a mod to intervene in a discussion where i was being accused of whatnot ... instead i got taunts that i behave like a kid or gal, dun remember exactly ... once a mod openly told me that am a negative influence on this forum jus coz i wasn't agreein with him ...

Anyhow am happy coz some new members are getting moderation like Ahmad Khan who is really decent and dependable guy here and Jin_baba ... We have MD, with a cool mind on his shoulders ... We have Kursed who is indeed frustrated by new lot, but i got no doubt over his moderating abilities in past, hopefully things ll become adjustable for him as well.

Lets hope for lil more tolerance here both from new lot and mods ... Else its a great place to hang out.

Cheers

[imadsani]

Originally Posted by KuRsEd

Yep it were them who started it. Come to think of it, I remember that we were first hosted on the home pc of one of Guru's friends - connected to a 100kbps WC line. We've come a long way, since.

hahahah yeah i remember that .. i remember guru telling me that worldcall was threatening the guy who had the forum hosted to shut it down .. lol ..

and if im not wrong.. in the beginning.. wccf was no where to be seen .. guru and h3llion started a forum for Quake .. and when we had that rift from go4b .. this place was made ..


nice write up doc

[jin_baba]

*sigh*

o the pwnage, the rantings, the MD posts-that-no-one-could-read (still true), the hellion intellect, the muhuee retarded-ness, the snakey wuv for kiddies

*sigh*

those were teh golden days

but these are no less golden days

OK I admit...these are not golden days...but still silver days???...yes/no???

[Kursed]

Originally Posted by Dr.Farhan

@kursed..
that was as far as my knowlege went..it must be Guru, my mistake.. but i think snakey gets the credit everywhere, even in his interviews and an article by spider magzine has it as him being the owner and launcher of wccf..

While Guru and Hellion were responsible for starting WCCF as a community forum, Snakey is responsible for our second coming as a technology forum.

Originally Posted by Smokenfog[/quote

Now situation is little different though, as Kursed said Time n People changes and at that time wccf was kind of blend of friends and people who knew each other (in real life) or coz of new place they were forced to know each other ... Now situation is most of old guys are getting busy in their lives and new lot is taking over and coz of that may be (am not defending mods here but) they are kinda disappointed with the new lot, and still believe that old days were better and now its just a forum not a family ... and old members are kinda reluctant to accept the change and new lot is unable to understand that its hard to take places of good old members and u need time and some effort to show that u have something to offer to this forum ...

That is actually quite true to an extent. But let me elaborate on this. Back when we had just started off, we'd a reputation of being one of the most 'close-knit' communities out there. Where people, as Farhan has mentioned in his very first post, could say whatever they deemed fine to each other 'but' if a new member tried that he was simply booted out (by humiliating him or handing out a ban).

I remember that someone had reviewed us on pkforum, if I'm not wrong, and made it a point to mention that people should not try acting smart until they've built themselves a reputation.

My point is that some of those traits have carried forward, even if others have not.

While yes, it goes on to show that some of the folks on our side are reluctant to accept change, per se. But new folks should also keep in mind that moderation should not be taken so personally.

This gap, I believe, is there because we've not interacted with each other off these forums. And I'm hoping that some of you, from the new lot, will feel a lot different after the gt.