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Old 09-07-09, 08:50 PM
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Default they dont make Deodorants like they used to :mad:

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some rectal deodorant.

The pharmacist explains to the man they don't sell rectal deodorant and that in fact he's never heard of it before.

The man assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store for years and needs some more.

"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."

"But I always get it here," says the man.

"Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist.

"Yes!" said the man, "I'll go home and get it."

He returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to him, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

Annoyed, the man snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: "To apply, push up bottom."








here is another one .. ... (doesnt apply to me, as i hate women )


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... (doesnt apply to me, as i hate women )
Your problems would be significantly decreased and life much better if this wasn't the case. I am assuming that you hate men as well.

If it's a particular one then perhaps we can talk about it. I don't see any reason to hate "all" women. Besides, how can one hate women...I love them alllll!
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@Doc : Maybe this will solve your issues with wimmen ....

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@towlie..
i liked the background music more.. its cool..

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maybe loving the all is a Problem you need to look into..
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Your problems would be significantly decreased and life much better if this wasn't the case. I am assuming that you hate men as well.

If it's a particular one then perhaps we can talk about it. I don't see any reason to hate "all" women. Besides, how can one hate women...I love them alllll!
R u sure You love ALL the WOMEN
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