C++ program for the boys.........

[Carlos]

#include<STD ISD PCO.h>
#include<love.h>
#define MAAL beautiful_lady

main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);


if(lady == MAAL)
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&reply);



}


if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);


else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover = MAAL;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));



}


goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay-money = lover-money;
return(college);



}


if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
watch++;
touch++ ;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
smoke++;



}
}


if(time ==6.00)
goto park;

park:
{


for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;



}


free(lover);
return(home);

if(time ==9.30)
goto pub;


pub:
{
friends++;
party++;
booze++;
smoke++;


if(pub.close ())
{
pay-bill;
come-out;



}
}


if (highly-intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
; sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;


}


friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;


}


home:
{
if(mom.shouts ())
{
reason=(combinedstudy ||
projectwork || friendsbday);
say-reason;

}


if( dad.shouts())
& nbsp; shut-yourmouth;

call-lover;
if(phone-voice==(lover_dad-voice
|| lover_mom-voice))
{
hang++;


}


else if(phone-voice==lover-voice)
{

for(time=12:30;time<= 1.30;time+=0.001)
{
say-ILuvU;
scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love
U" already stored in reply */


}
}


goto sleep;
; }

sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;

[jin_baba]

that was fun...
awsom

[37]

it was really nice..
ppl need sum sense to understand tht thou. booty is still gonna ask fer help

[B[oO]tY]

Originally Posted by 3 7

it was really nice..
ppl need sum sense to understand tht thou. booty is still gonna ask fer help

i hate u

[nomicool]

Oh yaar....I thought this was an actual c++ program. I copied all of it (without really reading it) and pasted it in Turbo C editor, and tried to compile it there, before finding out that its libraries were missing and it hasnt been ended properly too

[37]

Originally Posted by B[oO]tY

i hate u

when on earth did i say i liked u ???

[eD8y]

heh good one

[B[oO]tY]

Originally Posted by 3 7

when on earth did i say i liked u ???

its official now...
i hate u

go buy some friends

[EnigmaUntangled]

Originally Posted by nomicool

Oh yaar....I thought this was an actual c++ program. I copied all of it (without really reading it) and pasted it in Turbo C editor, and tried to compile it there, before finding out that its libraries were missing and it hasnt been ended properly too

nomi come to the libraries later, the author probably killed the C language in course of writing this program, the syntax is all wrong

[Carlos]

Yaar its all a joke........whatever the syntax is, its fun to read this.

[nomicool]

Originally Posted by EnigmaUntangled

nomi come to the libraries later, the author probably killed the C language in course of writing this program, the syntax is all wrong

Hahah...yea dude...I know! But the first thing I personally spotted were the missing libraries..heheheh...

Hell...after opening the code in the C editor, I even hit ctrl + f9.

Only when the 50 something errors appeared, did I spot the missing libraries...and came to know it wasnt an actual C++ program...ha-ha-ha