a classic joke..
why is sheikh zaid hopital buit near punjab uneiversity??
cuz stupids fucks who drive there are numbnuts and crash every day..and so can goto emergency quickly...assholes..
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Ok, not as much a joke as a rant,, but the point is valid.. people who drive near PU drive like they are the only people who have cars, only they are allowed to drive in this world, and only they have works in real life, and everyone else is just there playing the role of a pupet...
and even more disturbing is that the bigger the car, the more it is their "Baap ki road".. even though its not...and infact it was their family and parents who earned th cash to buy them the cars in first place....crazy world,, crazy people...
same applies to people and places everywhere else in this city..or on a braoder scale country... take for example,, bill ques in banks.. everyone minding their business..waiting for bill payment, when some old fu**er comes from end and just shoves the bill into the window claiming that he knows the manager, or some relative or lie, like he was here first...if however he has a buit like a brute, and a face like a cokroach, most likely he will ACT all "gabbar singh" and forcefully shove the bills in first.. and break que..and since he is all badmaash, no body will do anything..
Dumb idiots..
its time for a rebellion..
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recently i was browsing through the history,, or to quote a better term " digging through the anals of wccf" Alloogosht section to find its archive..for research on history...what and how Wccf came into existance..how it started, its early days..and how it prospered..how snakey, guru, Kursed worked out on their shit.. tirelessly to make a phenomenon out of nothing...against tough envoirment.. but thats not the point.. thepoint was allogosht.. so more on this....
it all started when my mother took my bike away, cuz i murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in a microwave.... that was something that was orignal in 2004-05.. 1337 sp3@k?.. you name it you got it.. and more Ass pounding than any thing that can be mustered any day here today.. something great was in the dev..and it never disapoint..
some names.. old and recent.. some gone , some still here.. some lost legends,, some still shining...who am i talking about?
for first time evr,when i joined Wccftech as the first forum.. then i saw a link for go4b, as the 50post restriction was too much for me, to sell a mobo.. went there, stayed for some time.. returned to wccf after months.. just to remember if i remmbered my login..
the first post i saw was Opticnerve.."screw you executive cabinet".. those born in the era would know and remember all.. those who didnt.. well screw you anyway..is it time to tell you what hapend??..as kursed ould say "use search"... you morons..
Allogosht started some time after the forum started.. on the same pattern as flamebin on go4b...un-controled fireworks..
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ok another joke :
do you know who made pakistan?
Dont know?
Quaide azam made pakistan..
but where did he get all those bricks?
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its easy to make fun of the leaders who sweat, and pour time, money and blood into there dreams.... people come and go, their names may fade, but somewhere their memory remains..
pr3d, papabooty, Filthy Fish,Guru,Fookie(yes, in his jawani, he was Hawt),khan, MD, Kursed, YES... kursed.. long before the bland boring version we see today, kused was one of the major league players, who although still never could make and type a proper smily, was really really Cool..NO BODY and NO THING can EVER compare to the creative genious of those mastermids....sure, out or pride, or out of spite, many will try to object..but only face cream pie facial for them..use search.. read the old archives, and slice your scrotum, remove your testicles and blend them in a chopper..
Darth, Hazzman, Khan, muhuee(billed as the Wanabe MD, few years ago),..these were the true architects of the allogosht..they took over from where the 1337357 people took off...back in those days.. most obscene gestures,most vulgar talk, most humiliating insults werthe normal order of the day, and where any of these ingredients was missing, the thread was labelled
and closed.. such was the harmony, those were the days, when no one minded any of the most personel insults,, and played along just for the sake of the spirit...
i remebr in early 2007, when i was first enlightened to wccf..true spirit was revealed to me, the spirit fox blended into my soul and made me achieve nirvana.and changed me from the ordinary looking mild manered man to the soul stealing, matrix hero guy...
in shout box..
me : who are you?
hazz : i m hazz
me : i mean what is your name.
hazz : i am hazzman..
truly enlightening..
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years have passed,, Kursed still cant type a proper smily, cateye still has the most proafnity in language, MD is still the most feared..but the world has changed, and time and age has taken its toll on all...filthy is teaching, darth is doing A level.. muhuee has stopped taking ass from others.. and hazzman, and khan have been long gone..pr3d an malkoo,psychedelic, all gone..fookie is not his old self anymore.. etc etc...
but its still all good , right?...right????
i tear my hair with my fingers, and splatter glitter on my bedroom wall.. while i shave my nose hair, i still giggle over remembering booty`s posts or MD`s started threads...
PSsst...zitzotzitzit.. psstt...blipblip..poof
did i mention sheryar? starting from his firts ever post, sheryar has to be the most awesome contributor to this forum.. often the mild mannered PC help seeking young child to the GTFo insulting maniac he is today..sheryar has made his presence felt in history... you know why most of the threads are locked before starting? because sheryar already did it....
PS : i m soo sick and pissed off now, i cant even make a smily..
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fast forward today..snakey is nowhere to be seen..the executive cabinet would have lost its glory completely if it were not for the valiant efforts of kursed/Saad..MD only posts what is relevant to his PhD studies, and topics of current affairs only....who else?? umm nobdy?? please raise your hand.. any body?????
BTW the new mods/other mods instated to watch over the forum, are the least positive contributors.. did i mention LEAST positive?.. except a very few like..(put your personal favourites name here) ,,,most only post to umm..only delet posts......and since elders and seniors involved in their lives and business/jobs....what does it leave us with???
but there is hope.. right?? please tell me there is hope???..please.. just lie to me... i will be happy with even a lie..
some guy cant speak proper english..fo`sho? ma main man?.. whats up dawg?? .. what the hell?..nigga its "`Sup dog"
another guy cant take a clue,, simply just cant.. even it was folded ,polished, an shoved down the throat or up the posterior..
most playful animals simply are here to add "wow" great" "
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... we know what the other guy said.. we have eyes to READ...yes,, ABCD EFG..etc.. we can read.. and make conclusions..
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remembr the bill paying gabbar singh part above?/ if you paid attention, you would know,.. if you werent, well to quote sheryar, with due respect "GET THE FU*K OUT" ... now where are his ugly dogs?..
the forum was started by snakey the great,and is managed by Kursed and i think Doomer as well,at leatst i think it so..and agian except some..the rest are only power abusers.. surely kursed alone cant manage and keep an eye on everything..and neither can cateye(whose islamic views are top notch and highly respectable).. but the remaining level of incompetence is beyond absurdity....
can i have one silver lining please????? just one..
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now even if i must bang my head against the wall each time while i run around in circles, naked, and flapping my man tits,.. i salute you all seniors.. i dont know when or IF at all i will evr have a chance to pay homage to you..or if anyone of the NEW forum-ers will ever know about your intelligence beyond wit, and may never acknowlege you.. i wil forever cherish the 7 hour marathon i had over the allogosht archive..while my eyes bled, and my brain went dead numb, i still had hunger for more.. there is no way to be even with your greatnes.. for that i , your humble, obedient junior, will always have the highest level of apreciation and respect for you..
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